Rabbi Schwarzenegger Here

Here I am trying to help the Jews forget about their worries by dancing. As a governor, it is my job to go around to all the ethnic minorities and try to cheer them up. I told these important Jews, "Sometimes when you are burdened by worries that the world is still out to get you, the only way to lift those worries is to dance. So come on! Forget about your problems and kick those Jewish feet in the air!"

I’d Like to Have a Word with Hanukkah

I think it’s time we rethink this whole Chanukkah thing.