Saddam Hussein Hanging Video: Two Thumbs Down

Hi. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I saw this video of Saddam Hussein being hung. I think they should have hung the cameraman for his lame cinematography. The hanging of a world class dictator like Saddam Hussein deserves at least 16 mm and a guy operating the camera who doesn't have Parkinson's disease. C'mon! Hussein murdered thousands of people. At least get some good closeups. His hanging should be a blockbuster hit! If people ever find out about all the things I did and decide to hang me, I hope they let me choose the director. I want him to have a good camera so he can see me flex my neck muscles and snap the rope. He’ll also need to do a wide angle shot so the audience can see me destroy everyone in the room. And there would have to be a good boom mic operator for afterwards when I say my catchphrase: “Sorry I couldn’t hang around.”