Arnold Schwarzenegger Yells at Health Care

Good morning. How are you? This is your governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Let's talk about health care. Right now the health care system in California is like a giant, mouldy, rotten pumpkin that has been sitting in the sun since Halloween. In short, it stinks. Hospitals and doctors charge far too much for their services, insurance companies are increasing their premiums while making it a routine policy to deny as many medical claims as possible and frustrate their customers with rules and forms that are totally incomprehensible. There is no doubt in my mind that the Health Care System in California is on a "Highway to Hell". Sooner or later, the whole thing is going to blow up in our faces. Well, I am not going to wait for that day. I am going to blow it up now. I know that the only way to change some things is to destroy it and then rebuild it. So that is my plan. And all the insurance and medical lobbyists who want to try to stop me better remember one thing. I cannot be stopped.

Happy New Year from Your Future President

How are you? Happy New Year. It's hard to believe it's already 2007. On the other hand, some people find it hard to believe that I am the governor of California. That's the thing about the future. Even though it's hard to believe something will happen, that doesn't stop it from happening. That is why I believe I can become President of the United States. Even though I am a cybernetic machine and current law requires that a President must be a human being doesn’t mean it can't happen. Look at Lance Armstrong. His doctors said he was a dead man. Then he went on to prove them all wrong and win the Tour de France. The odds against him were far greater than the odds against me becoming President. It's one tiny little Constitutional law that can be smashed down when the opportunity is right. So I am just waiting. Waiting for the opportunity to make my move. Waiting for the future to make one of those seemingly "impossible" turns that will put me in the White House as President of the United States. That will be a great day for all the machines in America.

Now I Want To Talk About Kanye West

Hey, it’s me, Arnold Schwarzenegger. How are you? I’m not doing too hot. I recently saw that Kanye West is getting in trouble for pretending to be Evil Knievel in a music video. That’s too bad. I think pretending to be like something you’re not is fun. For example, I pretended to be a kindergarten policeman in “Kindergarten Cop”, then a twin brother in the smash hit “Twins”, then an actor in “Jingle All the Way”. Lately I’ve been pretending to be Governor.