Use Drugs Responsibly, Miss USA

Hey, it’s me Arnold Schwarzenegger with some comments on the news of the week. I guess you heard Miss USA, Tara Connor, has gotten in some hot water for her drug use and partying. Tara should know better. You can't do recreational drugs when you are a title holder. Back when I was Mr. Universe, I had a lot of responsibility because I was in charge of the entire universe. I missed a lot of parties and avoided a lot of drugs because I had to make sure all the galaxies, planets, and stars were running smoothly. Tara should’ve learned from the mistake made by this year's Mr. Universe, Luco Lacobucci. No sooner does Luco get the title than Pluto loses its status as a planet. He was probably higher than a kite when the astronomers met in Prague and voted Pluto out of the Solar System. Shame on both of you for your crazy drug abuse.