So About This Moon

I hear that NASA wants to put a base on the moon. If we do this, I would like to nominate myself for President of the Moon. I think my resumé speaks for itself: I’ve already been Mr. Universe, the Governor of California, and I’ve acted on another planet in the blockbuster hit “Total Recall”, a performance critics considered “out of this world”. Or if you don’t want me to be President, I’d happily be King of the Moon. If elected, my first order of business would be to end illegal lunar immigration by building a fence around the moon. Then I’d take all necessary precautions to make sure the fence doesn’t float away. After that I’d probably come up with some fun holidays—like Moon Christmas and Moon Martin Luther King Day. We don’t want to get too bored up there.