I Miss the Old Britney

It's me, Arnold. Okay, Britney Spears just had babies and got divorced and now she's running around nightclubs in New York with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan wearing no underwear. Who is taking care of her children??? This spoiled little rich brat needs to be put over someone's knee and have her bare ass spanked until she comes to her senses. I will do it. But only because I love children.