I Have Something To Say To The Carey Sisters

I see Mariah Carey is complaining about Mary Carey’s effort to trademark her name because their names sound so similar. Mary, I think it is a good idea to trademark your name. Mariah has been piggybacking your success for too long. Just the other day I was buying CDs at a convenience store and I saw a CD and thought, “Oh look, Mary Carey has made a CD. If this is half as good as Boobsville Sorority Girls, then it’s a must-have.” I then bought it, only to find out it had songs about love and butterflies and dancing. It was not the same Mary Carey my wife and I fall asleep to every night.