I Have the Solution for Carmelo, TO, and Sports

Hi, Arnold Schwarzenegger here. Did you notice how many athletes are behaving badly lately? Carmelo Anthony is suspended for fifteen games for punching a basketball player in the face and Terrell Owens has to pay $35,000 for spitting in a football player’s face. I think the problem is that these athletes need a healthy, organized outlet for this type of behavior. How about adapting some current sports to include punching and spitting. Maybe Punching and Spitting Soccer, Punching and Spitting One-Mile Run, or just Boxing with Spitting. I don’t know—I’m just spit-balling here. (Hey, if you add punching to that, there’s another sport that even businessmen could enjoy.)